An improvisation by the Big Jerks I read about it in the Rolling Stone just today I read about it I read about it in the Rolling Stone today I read about it They called it the death of fidelity I read about it in the Rolling Stone yesterday y'see they interviewed a buncha producers in the music industry and they said something's happened something's happened something's happened something's happened to fidelity because since the 90s they've been compressing the music because they figure the kidsrgonna listen to it on MP3s anyway so the quiet parts are louder and the loud parts are squished down y'see the kids think it's more exciting if you dont have quiet parts in your songs if there's NO QUIET PARTS the kids think it's more exciting somehow
So the old way of making records, sorry that's passe that's passe it's not very exciting, everybody likes it compressed Compression Compression Compression squish it Gotta compress that shit squish it down Karl Squeeze everybody squeeze everybody squeeze it everybody squeeze it
the audio signal should be a big black line that goes all the way to both ends SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE sure it's not musical but it's fashionable SQUEEZE IT y'gotta squeeze it y'gotta squeeze it, y'gotta squeeze it y'gotta squeeze it Brian those kids they have a short attention span Karl The quiet parts upset them no no you gotta have it one volume all the time all the time, all the time, all the time y'gotta squeeze it, y'gotta squeeze it Louder! Louder! Louder! that's right, that's about right, that's what we want! Loud! You gotta squeeze it, the kids love it! |