An Improvisation by the Big Jerks Start on a dime, though, you guys.
I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter oh yeah everything gonna be alright
I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter to whom it may concern, things aren't they're not that bad I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter to whom it may concern, things aren't that bad
yeah they wanna tell ya, oh things are gonna get worse y'know STFU hey pal we're still livin in the greatest country in the gosh darn world, i tell ya [i dont like your cheery sunny attitude and your optimism Karl excuse me, I've been trained in post modern pessimism myself a deep cynical cynicism] things aren't that bad [oh no they're way worse than you think do you know that we're killing the planet at this very moment? killing the planet, there's only, i heard there's only 2 years left before we all just use the whole thing up] yeah 2012 isn't that the date? [That's it!] that's the prohecy, it's not that bad [oh it's way worse than that Karl way way way way way oh no, we're in a recession, no maybe it's a depression the economy's never been worse, nobody has a job gasoline costs 17 dollars a gallon Bush has been in the White House and everything is exxon and enron, don't you see? it's hopeless hopeless so hopeless we're choking the planet to death, doncha just feel it why do you, uh, it just aches to think about it] livin' in America, yes we live in America to whom it may concern we all live in America and that's not too awfully bad I for one I'm glad I don't live in China I hear they got traffic cameras on every street corner watching pedestrians, I don't think I'd really like that
to whom it may concern we're livin' in America livin' in America America to whom it may concern livin' in America in America, America, America, America to whom it may concern I'm OK livin' in America |